UItraviolent
And who tf wants to be an adult? Fnck that. That's a scam to make you participate in society. Hard pass.
UItraviolent
If you can't be bothered to ask, I can't be bothered to communicate.
Mordacity
Something has you feeling some kind of way. I can’t be bothered to ask what it is. Around here we communicate like adults.
UItraviolent
Fine. But you'll have to find one without the safety feature. I can't be bothered with that kind of effort for you.
Mordacity
But. If you’re going to threaten me with a good time. At least throw in the toaster.
Massacre